Disclaimer

Agony Online was founded with the intention of helping those who require honest and impartial advice or guidance regarding a personal matter. This service is here to provide help with life's ups and downs!

We offer our service through text messaging. By texting us on 0000 you are giving us permission to text you back with a reply. You must be over the age of 18 years to use this service.

Though our service is run by experienced and qualified people we do not offer or imply any guarantees. We cannot solve your problems for you but can offer you help and guidance to enable you to move on with your life more confidently.

They cost £1.50 per text message page (max 5 page reply), with a carefully-constructed reply giving you advice specifically tailored to your problem.

It's important to understand that we can't actually solve your problems ourselves - only you can do that. We just help and guide you by offering carefully considered advice. So when using our text messaging service, there are a few points we'd like you to bear in mind.

Agony Online provide professional help to anyone who may be having a hard
time dealing with life. What ever the problem we can help you move forward.

By using our site and/or services, you agree to and abide by the contents of this Disclaimer. While we at Agony Online make reasonable efforts to ensure that the website is as-up-to-date as possible, we cannot be held responsible for the veracity, accuracy, usefulness or completeness of any information contained within this site. Nor can we be held responsible for decisions you make as a result of the information or opinions given within this site or in our correspondence with you. We are here to help you form considered opinions and maybe see things from a different perspective to enable you to make the right decision for your situation. The main tenet of this Disclaimer is that by using this site and our text messaging service, you are agreeing to bear full responsibility for any decisions you make or actions you take as a result of any information, views, opinions or advice you read here or receive from us.

We do advise you to seek advice, if possible, from other people whose opinion you value. Certainly, with regards to legal, medical or financial issues, we recommend you seek the advice of a listed professional. Our agony aunts have a wide breadth of experience and qualifications, but you should not consider us experts or professionals in any given field, or qualified to give professional advice on legal, medical or financial issues. Indeed, on any issue whatsoever, any information or advice given should be understood to be the considered opinion only of our agony aunts. Any weight you ascribe to the opinions of our agony aunts should be attributed only to what you consider to be the quality and worth of that advice. We will not be held liable for any loss, damage or injury you incur as a result of using this site or as a result of any advice given.

We will not be liable for any errors or delays in the content or transmission of the data on our site or in any text messages to or from you, nor will we be liable for any action or occurrence consequent upon any errors or delays. We all possible efforts to respond to your problems by text message within 24 hours of our receipt of your text message. We will not be held responsible for any loss, damage or injury incurred by you for our failure to reply within that timeframe.

Agony Online will not be liable for any loss, damage or injury arising out of or in any way connected with your use of our service.

This site is aimed at the 18+ age group, and there is 'adult' content on it. We make efforts to warn you when you are entering an area especially unsuitable for children (or those easily offended); however, as the whole site is aimed at adults, we recommend that children do not use this site. If you are under the age of eighteen, please do not use this site. If you are over the age of eighteen, we will not be held liable if you allow a minor to use this site. Please note that we don't show, or link to any sites that show, any pornography or violence, but that because this is a site for adult users with adult issues and concerns, and we value the safety of children, we request that they don't use this site.

In essence, you agree that under no circumstances shall Agony Online, its parent, owners, affiliates, 'aunts' and 'uncles' and employees be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental or any other type of loss or injury resulting from your use or downloading of any content on our site, or from any advice or any other communication received by you from us.

We also may make changes, corrections and improvements to this site at any time, including this Disclaimer, the Privacy Statement and the Terms and Conditions, without prior notice.




Text to 82055 AGONY
then type the problem
you need advice on. Charged at standard network rate.
To end the service text STOP to 82055. For over 18's Only. Each text reply costs £1.50

24 hour confidential, common sense advice and guidance from people who understand*